A famous joke, probably politically incorrect, first told to me by an Armenian businessman in East Africa 27 or so years ago:
HEAVEN is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all managed by the Swiss.
HELL is where the cooks are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it is all organised by the Italians.
A bit hard on les mécaniciens!